My toe my poor poor toe.

I'm in f**king #@## pain now. And I'm in London. My big toe is broken, I think. It's bloody throbbing. And it doesn't matter how I position or rest it in various angles. The pain will just not go away. I'm going to have to miss the rest of London fashion week and look for a hospital for my poor toe. Is London healthcare good??? Pls let it be!!!! It's turning in beautiful shades of purple and looking gnome-like.
In times like this i just want to cry. I think it's a hairline fracture.
How did I get this, well, my colleague was sliding off a heavy wood bar stool and it toppled over and fell on my toe hard. HARD HARD HARD. BANG.
How to drive when I'm back in Singapore?? I'm walking strange now, resting all the weight on side of my foot. Argh!!!! Maybe I can never wear high heels for the rest of my life now. How to put foot into shoe??? I'm in so much agony now... where is divine intervention!!! Argh!!! Wo Bu Yao Huo Le!
For the past half hour I have been soaking my foot in cold water in a ziplog bag. It's not recovering. Argh AHHHHH!!!!!!