I want a bicycle

I want to get a beach cruiser bicycle!Light blue in colour, with a caramel lao-sai colour seat. With a flat basket infront, for a small daschund to lay in when his short stumpy legs are tired.
Get the bicycle first then the dog.
Someone asked me why don't I put rocky in front... right....yes... put the 53kg doggie in the bicycle basket. so retarded. How to cycle?
And I'll get the matching sloppy hat, short sun dress, and pretend I'm in europe, and it's summer!

Which would you prefer to be?

WHat's the difference between a

DWEEB

DORK

NERD

GEEK ??

BBQ solves everything!

Friend1: I hate my job!

Friend2: Me too!

Friend3: Yah! I hate my job also!

Friend1: Let's have a BBQ!

Friend2&3: OKay!

I reward myself

Life's tough, shopping goes on.
I still need another bag, but I consciously look for cheaper ones now. The above, the Gia from Jenny Yuen was going for 65% off.
So I bought it! In timeless vintage style with a little edginess... though the chain is a little too trendy for the moment, got a feeling this bag can last me a few seasons still.